Here’s a Teaser!

HEISER MARZULLIThis is the article that is appearing in the September issue of our monthly News Magazine. It was written by Dr. Mike Heiser. I’m posting is here to give you a teaser for the kind of content that you’ll find in the Monthly News Mag. The picture on the left is Mike and yours truly. I’m almost 6 feet so Mike is a big guy! It was taken on the beach in Malibu several years ago. I’m excited about his contribution! I also want to mention that Dr. Stephen Yulish is now regular contributor. Dr. Yulish has written a fascinating and informative article on “Doomsday and the 2012 Mayan Calendar date.” Bruce Collins my co-host of Acceleration Radio, has also contributed a fascinating article on our current financial crises. Last but not least, my friend Gordy Tong has written about how the New Age World view and it’s connection to spirit guides is linked to the UFO phenomena. Finally Jim Tetlow – author of Messages From Heaven – comes on the record in an in depth interview. All this and so much more! Here’s what one reader put in our comment section yesterday.

I have been a been a subscriber for a year now and it is a great magazine. I print each issue out so I can lend to others and also as a backup if the computer does something strange, Very informative and a great resource!!  From Peter.

As promised here is the article from Dr. Heiser:

Zecharia Sitchin: Why You Can Safely Ignore Him

Although the name Erich von Däniken may be more familiar, Zecharia Sitchin is arguably the most important proponent of the ancient astronaut hypothesis over the last several decades. One cannot go into a Barnes & Noble and not find his books prominently displayed in the New Age section. Why? Because both Sitchin and his readers have cast him as something von Däniken is not: a scholar of ancient languages and texts. Sitchin’s name therefore carries academic authority in defense of the idea that extraterrestrials visited earth millennia ago, spawning the human race through genetic manipulation and fostering civilization’s major advancements, including Judaism and Christianity. That may sound silly, but tens of millions of readers take it seriously. But should they?

One of the advantages Sitchin has had over his career is the fact that few people could question his “translations” of ancient Sumerian tablets or the Hebrew Bible, or some obscure Aramaic text. He had readers over an academic barrel, not because his work was academically sound, but because these fields are so arcane. Realistically, how many people do this sort of work?

The answer is “not many,” but I’m one of them.[1] Since 2001 I’ve tried to alert people to the fact that Sitchin is no expert in any ancient language. If he was certain things would be transparent and true.

First, scholars provide their credentials to the public, not for the purpose of boasting, but to enable the non-specialist to verify expertise. It might sound trite, but this is one of the reasons doctors, lawyers and auto mechanics put diplomas, licenses, and certifications on their office wall. The public needs to know the one rendering a service is competent and willing to be examined for expertise. Sitchin has no credentials and has never offered any. All we have is the foreword to his books describing him as a journalist and an expert in a range of ancient languages. Just because his publisher markets his work well doesn’t mean it’s true. What Sitchin should do is tell us where he got his training so readers can verify his credentials.

Second, genuine scholars don’t make mistakes in their areas of expertise that a trainee or beginner would commit. The ancient language blunders committed by Sitchin are truly startling. I’ve documented Sitchin’s inability to tell Aramaic from Hebrew, to understand simple Hebrew grammatical features (e.g., subject-verb agreement), and the fact that the Sumerians and Mesopotamians would disagree with his interpretation of their own vocabulary.[2] This last example is the easiest for non-specialists to follow and judge Sitchin. The Mesopotamian scribes who inherited and utilized the Sumerian script for their own written language (Akkadian) created bilingual dictionaries (called “lexical lists” by scholars) between their language and Sumerian.  Akkadian is very well known (it is related to Hebrew) and so we can get firsthand definitions to Sumerian words.  Simply put, they are at odds with Sitchin’s phony translations.[3]

Third, bona fide scholars are driven by the desire to be accurate. Hopefully the motivation is honesty, but at the very least, scholars know that other members of their guild will see their work and judge its quality. In academia this is called “peer review.” Scholars who want to contribute to their field offer articles and books that will be reviewed and publicly critiqued by their peers. Peer review is critical in fields like medicine since the ideas put forth in medical journals can mean life or death. That may not be the case in ancient studies, but peer review is the primary means to validate or reject quality scholarship. A simple author search in a religion or humanities database available at any college or public library will reveal that Zecharia Sitchin has never put his theories forward in scholarly publications where they can be reviewed by experts in the fields in which he is supposed to be expert. Instead, he writes for the non-specialist who cannot evaluate his work. That Sitchin has no peer-reviewed publications is an indictment on his desire to have his work tested, and perhaps even his ability to write anything that experts would not think ridiculous.[4]

Lastly, real scholars are careful with how they note and represent the work of others. Followers of Sitchin love to point out that he quotes a number of books written by Sumerian and Mesopotamian scholars, but they miss two important items: Sitchin often does not record full titles or page numbers (so he can be checked), and he to date has offered no instances where the scholars whose books he quotes agree with his extraterrestrial interpretations. It is simply dishonest to quote a Sumerian scholar in regard to the birth of Sumerian civilization and then later claim that source backs up his work in other regards. This is to create a façade of academic approval where none exists.

Should you worry about Sitchin’s vast output in defense of ancient astronauts? Only if you prefer to base your worldview on data that contains outright errors, or doesn’t exist, or that has never been subject to the scrutiny of knowing peers. The emperor simply doesn’t have any clothes.

Dr. Michael S. Heiser is currently the Academic Editor for Logos Bible Software in Bellingham, WA. You can follow his research and blogs at

[1] Michael Heiser earned an M.A. (1998) and Ph.D. (2004) in Hebrew and Semitic Languages from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He also has an M.A. in Ancient History from the ivy-league’s University of Pennsylvania (1992).

[2] See and the Sitchin archive on my blog, PaleoBabble.

[3] Readers can learn about lexical lists here.

[4] In the spirit of that challenge, my own resume has been online for years:


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6 thoughts on “Here’s a Teaser!

  1. lynn,

    Some of them were dreamers
    And some of them were fools
    Who were making plans and thinking of the future
    With the energy of the innocent
    They were gathering the tools
    They would need to make their journey back to nature
    While the sand slipped through the opening
    And their hands reached for the golden ring
    With their hearts they turned to each others heart for refuge…

    In the troubled years that came-

    before the deluge…

    Some of them knew pleasure
    And some of them knew pain

    And for some of them it was only the moment that mattered…

    And on the brave and crazy wings of youth
    They went flying around in the rain
    And their feathers, once so fine, grew torn and tattered
    And in the end they traded their tired wings
    For the resignation that living brings

    And exchanged loves bright and fragile glow
    For the glitter and the rouge…

    And in that moment they were swept-

    before the deluge…

    Now let the music keep our spirits high
    And let the buildings keep our children dry
    Let creation reveal its secrets by and by
    By and by–
    When the light thats lost within us reaches the sky

    Some of them were angry
    At the way the earth was abused
    By the men who learned how to forge her beauty into power
    And they struggled to protect her from them
    Only to be confused
    By the magnitude of the few in that final hour…

    And when the sand was gone and the time arrived-
    In the naked dawn only a few survived
    And in attempts to understand a thing so simple and so huge
    Believed that they were meant to live

    after the deluge…

    Now let the music keep our spirits high
    And let the buildings keep our children dry
    Let creation reveal its secrets by and by
    By and by–
    When the light thats lost within us reaches the sky-


    i dunno im not gonna try and explain it…

    it is what it is…

    it is SO PRESCIENT…

    and so timely and appropriate…

  2. Pingback: (2009) Zecharia Sitchin: Why You Can Safely Ignore Him by Mike Heiser — Those Poor Sumerians!

  3. Great article! It amazes me how people blatantly lie and expect to get away with it! The truth shall set you free!

  4. Hi, Mr. Marzulli!

    Suscribed to your magazine last night, but I think I got it wrong, didn’t get a download link; can you help me about that?

    (Thought it would be easier to contact you through your blog comments than through emails, since you receive quite a few daily).

    Also, two questions :

    – how one could get some back issues of this online mag?


    – I suscribed to Acceleration Radio until Mr. Melching dropped the paypal option. Do you think we could work out (for me, and possibly for others?) a way for foreigners to suscribe to AR through you or someone else? IE pay that person through paypal, and then have Mr. Melching paid in turn in non-digital money?
    I’m currently trying to find someone among some Us people I know online to do that for me, but I thought I could ask that as well here, as this might be an actually useful service for others.

    Kevin the hapless french guy

  5. А если посмотреть на это с другой точки зрения то не все так гладко получается

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