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L. A. Marzulli and Richard Shaw with Gary Stearman – Nephilim Skulls?

Posted by lamarzulli on June 27, 2014

 

 June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California!

L. A. Marzulli at 8:30 PM Tonight! The UFO Phenomena – Something is Coming!

https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

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WATCHERS 8 – Cloak of Secrecy!

Shipping in two weeks!!!!!!

Go to http://www.lamarzulli.net   

Expect an early – JULY Delivery!

 

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L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Schedule 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23New Years Eve! December 31 – Calvary Chapel Oceanside – Southern Cal. http://www.calvaryoceanside.org/upcoming-events/item/322-l-a-marzulli-2014.html

Watcher’s 7! Screening in Southern California – Saturday – Feb. 1st. 7:30 pm – Just Cause Motion Capture Stage – 4130 Del Rey Ave. Marina Del Rey!–done

February 21-22: Decoding the End Times Bible Conference! www.theprophecyforum.com–done

March 28-30: Prophecy In the News! Orlando www.prophecyinthenews.com –done

April 5 & 6 – Dominion Christian Centerhttps://www.facebook.com/dominioncc?ref=hl–done

April 25 -27: Behold the Days are Coming Conference http://www.412church.org   

May 5-15: Peru tour with L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster!

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II www.nephilimmounds2.com

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

July 25-27 – Prophecy in the News Colorado! www.prophecyinthenews.com

October 24-25: Strategic Trends with Chuck Missler – Details coming soon

November 7- 9: Tri State Prophecy Conference – W/ Gary Stearman & Russ Dizdar November – OK City conference – details coming soon.

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views. Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

 

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I’m Fighting a VERY Nasty Cold! No Bun today…. sorry.

Posted by lamarzulli on June 22, 2014

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Making Light of the Coming Great Deception – A Tale of Two Reportings!

Posted by lamarzulli on June 20, 2014

ufo-mothershipCommentary & Analysis

by

L. A. Marzulli

Mysterious Lights In The Sky Spotted Above OC, Camp Pendleton

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/06/19/mysterious-lights-in-the-sky-spotted-above-oc-camp-pendleton/

The woman who is reading from a teleprompter says Camp Pendleton won’t confirm or deny:  “… however it won’t say if that was the source of the lights.”

The Male Newscaster pokes fun of the incident when he imitates Rod Serling:  “we’re living in another Dimension…”

The blond newscaster finishes the piece:  “It’s a flying car… problem solved everybody!”

 

Arizona witness frightened as rectangle UFO moves over home

I was so scared because it was flying so low and was unfamiliar. It just was on a flight path over my house coming from Snowflake, AZ, across, and on the way to Show Low. I started shaking and really didn’t know what to do. I was afraid it would land and I was home alone at the time.”

“The strange thing was that the back of the UFO also had the same huge white, pulsating lights on the back side of it as it was flying away. Well I am very used to seeing planes of all types out here in the mountains. An airport is 15 miles from here and it wasn’t an airplane. It wasn’t a passenger anything. I am 68 years old and have seen a lot of flying machines and pictures and videos of drones, but this was one of those.”

http://www.openminds.tv/arizona-witness-frightened-rectangle-ufo-moves-home/28328

I took the day off yesterday and played a round of golf with my buds, Tom and Greg.  We stank up the course and I was low man with a horrible 97.   Why do I torture myself in this way?!?  On the way home from flog—that’s golf spelled backward—I called my friend and co-producer of the Watchers series, Richard Shaw.  He gave me the latest update on Watchers 8: Cloak of Secrecy.  It’s being rendered and most likely it will go into production by Monday, which means we’ll start shipping most likely by the end of the month!

Our conversation switched to another topic, and Rick told me about a telephone call he had with an old friend.  The man laughed out loud when Rick told him about Watchers 8, and some of the hard, scientific evidence we show in the film, in regard to the burgeoning UFO phenomena.  Rick’s friend is a Christian.  In other words if you sat him down and asked if he believed in the Virgin birth of the Messiah, Jesus, he would most likely without hesitation say, yes!  If then you asked him about Jesus walking on water, he would promptly admit, yes he did!  If then asked about Moses staff turning into a serpent, why sure it did, he would reply! 

In other words, the three examples I gave above, all deal with the supernatural.  It is real, as Christians we believe in it, yet there is a disconnect when it comes to the supernatural manifesting in our day.  A perfect example is the first clip I posted above.  The newscasters, who by the way, are reading from TelePrompTers, make light of their reporting, which has become standard fare in the American media.  They go out of their way to poke fun at the UFO phenomena and the guy mimicking Rod Serling, is par for the course…. Sorry about that!

In the second story, we have a witness who is scared.  Bully for him or her!  They are frightened by the phenomena as they have no paradigm in which to embrace what they are looking at.  This, in part, is due to the lack of real reporting about the UFO phenomena by a media who won’t treat the subject seriously, as is evidenced by the guy mimicking Rod Serling!

The Camp Pendleton sighting covered by the Newscasters is treated tongue-in-cheek, so as not to alarm anyone.  Can you imagine what might happen if they took a more serious tone?

The second story, is from OPEN MINDS, which reports on UFOs.  Which of the two stories is worthy of our consideration?  Which one would you use to either confirm or debunk the UFO phenomena?

Back to Rick’s friend on the phone.  The man, who claims to be a Christian and believes in the supernatural, at least on paper, has cognitive dissonance when it comes to the supernatural in the present day.  Like the newscasters he laughs and pokes fun at what he doesn’t understand, what he hasn’t taken the time to investigate, but is so sure it’s all baloney.

The title of one of my presentations at the Prophecy in the News conference in Orlando was: Something is Coming!

I will be giving the same talk in two weeks at the War of Art conference in West Hills, which is north and inland of Los Angeles and is essentially in my back yard. (see link below)

Folks, as the former Canadian Defense Minister, Paul Hellyer declares,  the UFO phenomena is as real as the airplanes flying over head.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6v1HbQTnc

At some point, and I believe it may be soon with all that is happening on the planet right now, they will reveal themselves.  They will come bearing gifts, new technologies that will seem, at first, to be beneficial to mankind.
Yashua/Jesus warns us: Men will faint from fear from what is coming on the earth.  The he admonishes us: Even the elect would be deceived if that were possible.  

I’m calling our attention to this because the UFO phenomena is not going away.

The church needs to understand that we do live in a supernatural world and the UFO phenomena is, in my opinion, what I have come to call, The Coming Great Deception!

When we examine Jesus words—men fainting from fear from what is coming on the earth—and recall what the witness stated in the Open Minds article: I was so scared,  it becomes clear, at least in my mind, of what the future may hold.

In closing todays post.  Something is coming!  The UFO phenomena will, at some point, be the subject of every persons conversation on earth, once contact is made.  How will we react?  Will we fall for what I believe will be the party line, that these visitors are our benevolent space brothers?  Will we embrace the marvelous new technology, or will you and I step back and recall the prophecies of Jesus who warned us of what would come.  Rick’s friend most likely will be hiding under his bed, along with the mimicking newscaster!

L. A. Marzulli’s only Southern California appearance.

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

_________________________________________

 WATCHERS 8 – Cloak of Secrecy!

Go to http://www.lamarzulli.net

Expect an end of JUNE Delivery!

 

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L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Schedule 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23New Years Eve! December 31 – Calvary Chapel Oceanside – Southern Cal. http://www.calvaryoceanside.org/upcoming-events/item/322-l-a-marzulli-2014.html

Watcher’s 7! Screening in Southern California – Saturday – Feb. 1st. 7:30 pm – Just Cause Motion Capture Stage – 4130 Del Rey Ave. Marina Del Rey!–done

February 21-22: Decoding the End Times Bible Conference! www.theprophecyforum.com–done

March 28-30: Prophecy In the News! Orlando www.prophecyinthenews.com –done

April 5 & 6 – Dominion Christian Centerhttps://www.facebook.com/dominioncc?ref=hl–done

April 25 -27: Behold the Days are Coming Conference http://www.412church.org   

May 5-15: Peru tour with L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster!

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II www.nephilimmounds2.com

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

July 25-27 – Prophecy in the News Colorado! www.prophecyinthenews.com

October 24-25: Strategic Trends with Chuck Missler – Details coming soon

November 7- 9: Tri State Prophecy Conference – W/ Gary Stearman & Russ Dizdar November – OK City conference – details coming soon.

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views. Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

 

 

 

 

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Taking The Day Off! See you Tomorrow…. RESTING!

Posted by lamarzulli on June 19, 2014

IMG_0856In the Meantime.  

This is what was in one of the museums in Peru.  

I’m sure it’s just a ceremonial ax-head rather that something let’s say a 9 footer would wield!

Thanks to Everyone who made Nephilim Mounds II, such a great success.  

L. A.

 

L. A. Marzulli’s only Southern California appearance.

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

_________________________________________

 WATCHERS 8 – Cloak of Secrecy!

Go to http://www.lamarzulli.net

Expect an end of JUNE Delivery!

 

________________________________

L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Schedule 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23New Years Eve! December 31 – Calvary Chapel Oceanside – Southern Cal. http://www.calvaryoceanside.org/upcoming-events/item/322-l-a-marzulli-2014.html

Watcher’s 7! Screening in Southern California – Saturday – Feb. 1st. 7:30 pm – Just Cause Motion Capture Stage – 4130 Del Rey Ave. Marina Del Rey!–done

February 21-22: Decoding the End Times Bible Conference! www.theprophecyforum.com–done

March 28-30: Prophecy In the News! Orlando www.prophecyinthenews.com –done

April 5 & 6 – Dominion Christian Centerhttps://www.facebook.com/dominioncc?ref=hl–done

April 25 -27: Behold the Days are Coming Conference http://www.412church.org   

May 5-15: Peru tour with L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster!

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II www.nephilimmounds2.com

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

July 25-27 – Prophecy in the News Colorado! www.prophecyinthenews.com

October 24-25: Strategic Trends with Chuck Missler – Details coming soon

November 7- 9: Tri State Prophecy Conference – W/ Gary Stearman & Russ Dizdar November – OK City conference – details coming soon.

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views. Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

 

 

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The Coming One World Religion?

Posted by lamarzulli on June 10, 2014

Pope abbas PeresCommentary & Analysis

by

L.A. Marzulli

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/08/world/europe/pope-abbas-peres/q

“In this, the birthplace of the Prince of Peace” the Pope said in Bethlehem’s Manger Square following a May 25 Mass, ” I wish to invite you, President Mahmoud Abbas, together with President Shimon Peres, to join me in heartfelt prayer to God for the gift of peace.”

We know from scripture that at the time of the end there will be a one world religion.  Think about it, until modernity it was impossible to accomplish this.  Now, with the tele-communications and satellite network in place, it’s no longer a pipe dream.

Prophecy tells us that at the time of end Jerusalem will be a cup of trembling.  Take a good look at the picture above.  The Pope, Palestinian President, Mahmoud Abbas, and Simon Peres President of Israel are gathered together.  What is  being discussed is land for peace, with Jerusalem as the prize.  The Israeli’s claim Jerusalem as their capital and so do the Palestinians.  Take a good look at this interview from Egypt’s now-defunct Muslim Brotherhood, where the Imam Highazi is proclaiming Jerusalem will be the capital of the United Arab States:

http://www.jewishpress.com/news/israel/muslim-brotherhood-launches-presidential-campaign-the-capital-of-the-united-states-of-the-arabs-will-be-jerusalem/2012/05/10/

It seems clear to me this is the objective of clerics like Highazi and others in the Muslim world. So how can there be peace when HAMAS and Hezbollah and radical clerics like Highazi want the destruction of the Jewish state?

Enter Pope Francis who invited Abbas and Peres to the Vatican for a garden chat.  It makes great press and the story went viral.  However, Francis has stated that Muslims worship the one true god.  http://www.infowars.com/pope-francis-and-the-emerging-one-world-religion/

I have a major red flag here, and thus am very suspect of anything else the man has to say.  Since Luther nailed his thesis to the door of the Wittenberg Church hundreds of years ago, there has been a split between the Catholic Church and the Protestant Reformers.   The history of the Catholic church is a sad tale of avarice and corruption and with all due respect to Catholics, The Catholic Church instigated the Crusades, and the Inquisition, both of which are black marks upon the church and have nothing to do with the Jesus of the Bible.

Then there’s the rape of South America, by the Spanish conquistadors, all for the lust of gold.  What happened to the native populations in the name of Christianity is another sad, black mark on Christendom.  It has nothing to do with the Jesus I know…

Dave Hunt’s ground breaking book, A Woman Rides the Beast, makes a case that the Catholic Church is the Harlot, described in the Book of Revelation.  These are strong words, but when we examine the text in Revelation and compare it to what the Catholic Church has done, over the centuries, it seems to make sense.  Is there any other organization that fits the description given to us in Revelation?

In closing todays post:  All of us want peace.  The Middle East and specifically the Israeli/Palestinian conflict must me tiresome after decades of strife.  However, this is precisely what the prophecy in the Bible warns us will happen in the last days.

The Pope may have the most noblest of intentions, or perhaps there is another agenda.  We know that the Vatican is positioning itself to embrace an alien saviour.  Cris Putnam and Tom Horns book, Exo-Vaticana, reveals this fact.

ExoVaticanaNewhttp://www.amazon.com/Exo-Vaticana-Romanus-L-U-C-I-F-E-R-Vaticans-Astonishing/dp/0984825630

The one organization that is poised to create a one-world religion, that would embrace ET, at the moment, is the Catholic Church.  I don’t believe there is any other religion that can fill those shoes.

When ET arrives—and I believe it may be soon—everything changes.  It is the point of no return and could it be that the Catholic Church will be there to pick up the pieces and bring everyone into the new one-world religion.

Out of all the religions on the planet, Rome is poised to fulfill this role.  She is wealthy, full of pomp and ceremony, has a form of religion, and is almost 2000 years old.  She is full of the traditions of men and the Pope meets with the heads of state from all the nations of the earth.

In the end what was written will come to pass, what was foretold will unfold.  Keep Watching…

 

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II - SOLD OUT!

www.nephilimmounds2.com

Gary Stearman will be Joining Russ and L. A.!  

We have limited seating so register soon!

___________________________________________

 

Pre-sale for WATCHERS 8 – Cloak of Secrecy!

Go to http://www.lamarzulli.net and save $5.00  

Expect a MID – JUNE Delivery!

 

________________________________

L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Schedule 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23New Years Eve! December 31 – Calvary Chapel Oceanside – Southern Cal. http://www.calvaryoceanside.org/upcoming-events/item/322-l-a-marzulli-2014.html

Watcher’s 7! Screening in Southern California – Saturday – Feb. 1st. 7:30 pm – Just Cause Motion Capture Stage – 4130 Del Rey Ave. Marina Del Rey!–done

February 21-22: Decoding the End Times Bible Conference! www.theprophecyforum.com–done

March 28-30: Prophecy In the News! Orlando www.prophecyinthenews.com –done

April 5 & 6 – Dominion Christian Centerhttps://www.facebook.com/dominioncc?ref=hl–done

April 25 -27: Behold the Days are Coming Conference http://www.412church.org   

May 5-15: Peru tour with L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster!

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II www.nephilimmounds2.com

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

July 25-27 – Prophecy in the News Colorado! www.prophecyinthenews.com

October 24-25: Strategic Trends with Chuck Missler – Details coming soon

November 7- 9: Tri State Prophecy Conference – W/ Gary Stearman & Russ Dizdar November – OK City conference – details coming soon.

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views. Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

 

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L. A. Marzulli is on Assignment!

Posted by lamarzulli on June 9, 2014

draft11L. A. Marzulli is on Assignment!

 

I’m off to the airport and will most likely BLOG tomorrow.

 I’ll keep you updated.

 

 

 

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II - SOLD OUT!

www.nephilimmounds2.com

Gary Stearman will be Joining Russ and L. A.!  

We have limited seating so register soon!

___________________________________________

 

Pre-sale for WATCHERS 8 – Cloak of Secrecy!

Go to http://www.lamarzulli.net and save $5.00  

Expect a MID – JUNE Delivery!

 

________________________________

L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Schedule 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23New Years Eve! December 31 – Calvary Chapel Oceanside – Southern Cal. http://www.calvaryoceanside.org/upcoming-events/item/322-l-a-marzulli-2014.html

Watcher’s 7! Screening in Southern California – Saturday – Feb. 1st. 7:30 pm – Just Cause Motion Capture Stage – 4130 Del Rey Ave. Marina Del Rey!–done

February 21-22: Decoding the End Times Bible Conference! www.theprophecyforum.com–done

March 28-30: Prophecy In the News! Orlando www.prophecyinthenews.com –done

April 5 & 6 – Dominion Christian Centerhttps://www.facebook.com/dominioncc?ref=hl–done

April 25 -27: Behold the Days are Coming Conference http://www.412church.org   

May 5-15: Peru tour with L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster!

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II www.nephilimmounds2.com

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

July 25-27 – Prophecy in the News Colorado! www.prophecyinthenews.com

October 24-25: Strategic Trends with Chuck Missler – Details coming soon

November 7- 9: Tri State Prophecy Conference – W/ Gary Stearman & Russ Dizdar November – details coming soon.

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views. Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

 

 

 

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Acceleration Radio Now Archived

Posted by rick802 on June 2, 2014

http://www.spreaker.com/user/mxpw/acceleration-radio-may-29th

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Sunday Go to Meeting Bun!

Posted by lamarzulli on June 1, 2014

Bun!!!Sunday Bun

By 

L. A. Marzulli

Push Back!

When I was at the Orlando Prophecy Conference hosted by Prophecy in the News, I looked straight into the camera that was a live feed, and talked about a recent national televised program that went “after me,” specifically by name, for our covering The Black Eyes Kids, in Watchers 5.  Of course this person who acted like she knew it all, never once contacted me or made any attempt to discuss the matter, she just blasted away on the program.  She presented herself as an expert, but she had never spoken to anyone who had actually had the terrifying experience of meeting up with a Black Eyed Kid.

I wasn’t the only one on her hit list though.  Today’s post will be something Tom Horn sent to me.  It’s time for some push back because many of the remarks that these folks write are just plain false, taken out of context and worse, these so-called heresy hunters are nothing more than self-appointed experts.  So who is the accuser of the brethren?

And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.  Revelation 12:10

http://www.raidersnewsupdate.com/ChristianWar4.htm

 

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An excerpt from Tom Horn’s new book: 

For example, just about every solid Bible expositor I know has been tirelessly harassed online the last few years by fake defenders of the faith. Yet, not once have these self-proclaimed “guardians of the truth” actually followed the Bible’s mandates themselves, mandates that very specifically outline how believers are to deal with error in the church. The New Testament books of Matthew, Galatians, Thessalonians, Romans, and others provide guidelines for dealing with differences between true believers. These verses teach us that if we perceive a brother or sister as falling into error, we are to go to him or her PRIVATELY in a spirit of humility and redemption. If those we approach will not receive our advice, we go to the elders of the church PRIVATELY and share our concern. If the elders believe the issue is legitimate, they go to the person PRIVATELY in hopes of restoring him or her. If the person still refuses council, the church is to have nothing more to do with him or her. With that in mind, the next time you are online reading some diatribe about Chuck Missler, Gary Stearman, Steve Quayle, David Flynn, J. R. Church, L. A. Marzulli, Cris Putnam, Jonathan Cahn, yours truly, or any of the other current favorite targets, ask yourself if the hatchet people attacking them ever bothered to obey Scripture and go to the person PRIVATELY with their concerns in a loving spirit of restoration (they haven’t), and then “be careful little eyes what you read,” because destructive forces seek to contaminate your mind and spirit (see Prov. 4:23–27) in order to prep you for service to the dark side.

Be absolutely clear about this, too: NOTHING in Scripture allows for setting up websites, blogs, or other mediums to PUBLICALLY and routinely lambast believers with accusations—that is the job of Satan and his followers!He is the father of lies and the “accuser of our brethren…which accused them before our God day and night” (John 8:44; Rev. 12:10).

Simply put, the words of Jesus that “ye shall know them by their fruits” (Matt. 7:15–16) have never been more important. These instructions of Christ should also serve as a warning to all believers to monitor their own motives, to examine their hearts, if truly they are altruistic or if in fact they are energized by selfish ambition, because the latter is the Lucifer Effect Antichrist will use to energize the coming war between Christian vs. Christian, a time when it will be eternally important to know you are on the right side.

http://www.raidersnewsupdate.com/ChristianWar4.htm

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We’re back up and Running!

Posted by lamarzulli on May 30, 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23Not sure why we were off line but we’re back up now!

 

I’m still trying to investigate why we were taken off line.  Thanks for all your prayers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II - SOLD OUT!

www.nephilimmounds2.com

Gary Stearman will be Joining Russ and L. A.!  

We have limited seating so register soon!

___________________________________________

 

Pre-sale for WATCHERS 8 – Cloak of Secrecy!

Go to http://www.lamarzulli.net and save $5.00  

Expect a MID – JUNE Delivery!

 

________________________________

L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Schedule 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23New Years Eve! December 31 – Calvary Chapel Oceanside – Southern Cal. http://www.calvaryoceanside.org/upcoming-events/item/322-l-a-marzulli-2014.html

Watcher’s 7! Screening in Southern California – Saturday – Feb. 1st. 7:30 pm – Just Cause Motion Capture Stage – 4130 Del Rey Ave. Marina Del Rey!–done

February 21-22: Decoding the End Times Bible Conference! www.theprophecyforum.com–done

March 28-30: Prophecy In the News! Orlando www.prophecyinthenews.com –done

April 5 & 6 – Dominion Christian Centerhttps://www.facebook.com/dominioncc?ref=hl–done

April 25 -27: Behold the Days are Coming Conference http://www.412church.org   

May 5-15: Peru tour with L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster!

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II www.nephilimmounds2.com

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

July 25-27 – Prophecy in the News Colorado! www.prophecyinthenews.com

October 24-25: Strategic Trends with Chuck Missler – Details coming soon

November 7- 9: Tri State Prophecy Conference – W/ Gary Stearman & Russ Dizdar November  – details coming soon.

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views. Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

 

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L. A.’s Lighter Side!

Posted by lamarzulli on May 28, 2014

CowsCommentary & Analysis

by

L. A. Marzulli

Thanks to Pastor Caspar McCloud for lightening up our day!

This joke is actually a pithy way to get a quick grasp on all of the “isms!”

TWO COWS  {Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive…

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II - SOLD OUT!

www.nephilimmounds2.com

Gary Stearman will be Joining Russ and L. A.!  

We have limited seating so register soon!

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Go to http://www.lamarzulli.net and save $5.00  

Expect a MID – JUNE Delivery!

 

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L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Schedule 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23New Years Eve! December 31 – Calvary Chapel Oceanside – Southern Cal. http://www.calvaryoceanside.org/upcoming-events/item/322-l-a-marzulli-2014.html

Watcher’s 7! Screening in Southern California – Saturday – Feb. 1st. 7:30 pm – Just Cause Motion Capture Stage – 4130 Del Rey Ave. Marina Del Rey!–done

February 21-22: Decoding the End Times Bible Conference! www.theprophecyforum.com–done

March 28-30: Prophecy In the News! Orlando www.prophecyinthenews.com –done

April 5 & 6 – Dominion Christian Centerhttps://www.facebook.com/dominioncc?ref=hl–done

April 25 -27: Behold the Days are Coming Conference http://www.412church.org   

May 5-15: Peru tour with L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster!

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II www.nephilimmounds2.com

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

July 25-27 – Prophecy in the News Colorado! www.prophecyinthenews.com

October 24-25: Strategic Trends with Chuck Missler – Details coming soon

November 7- 9: Tri State Prophecy Conference – W/ Gary Stearman & Russ Dizdar November – OK City conference – details coming soon.

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views. Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

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end timeIn Other News: Tracking the Birth Pains!

Obama meddles in Syria!

http://www.debka.com/article/23949/Obama-about-turns-on-Syria-US-military-training-and-weapons-for-moderate-Syrian-rebels-

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Temple Mount

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Temple-Mount-temporarily-shut-after-rioting-by-Palestinian-crowds-354603

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Jerusalem will be a cup of trembling….

http://www.jpost.com/LandedPages/PrintArticle.aspx?id=354589

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Archaeology

http://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/school-children-uncover-7000-year-old-mummy-chile-001694

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News in 2 Minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmCya4Pc8NY

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Fukushima Update

http://ajw.asahi.com/article/0311disaster/fukushima/AJ201405270056

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End Times Prophecy

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Israel-rescues-Ukrainian-Jews-stranded-by-fighting-354543

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