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Sunday Go To Meeting Bun!

Posted by lamarzulli on August 17, 2014

Bun!!!Sunday Bun

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L. A. Marzulli

The Rider on the White Horse Revelation 19: 11-19

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and a white horse was standing there. Its rider was named Faithful and True, for he judges fairly and wages a righteous war. 12 His eyes were like flames of fire, and on his head were many crowns. A name was written on him that no one understood except himself. 13 He wore a robe dipped in blood, and his title was the Word of God. 14 The armies of heaven, dressed in the finest of pure white linen, followed him on white horses. 1From his mouth came a sharp sword to strike down the nations. He will rule them with an iron rod. He will release the fierce wrath of God, the Almighty, like juice flowing from a winepress. 16 On his robe at his thigh[e] was written this title: King of all kings and Lord of all lords.

17 Then I saw an angel standing in the sun, shouting to the vultures flying high in the sky: “Come! Gather together for the great banquet God has prepared. 18 Come and eat the flesh of kings, generals, and strong warriors; of horses and their riders; and of all humanity, both free and slave, small and great.”

19 Then I saw the beast and the kings of the world and their armies gathered together to fight against the one sitting on the horse and his army. 20 And the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who did mighty miracles on behalf of the beast—miracles that deceived all who had accepted the mark of the beast and who worshiped his statue. Both the beast and his false prophet were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21 Their entire army was killed by the sharp sword that came from the mouth of the one riding the white horse. And the vultures all gorged themselves on the dead bodies.

Rider on the White HorsePlease take careful note of the highlighted text.

The picture on the left is the closest portrayal of what I saw about 32 years ago.  I was a new Christian and had not read the Book of Revelation.  I had no idea of who the Rider on the White horse was.  I was also unaware of the great army, also on white horses, that followed the Rider!

Of course, now I know the Rider is Jesus, but here’s what happened to me 32 years ago.  As Paul would say, whether in the body or out of the body I know not.  All I know is I was taken and I found myself in that army, except the army was not on one plane.  The army was gathered in the shape of a horseshoe, and the horses, because they can fly, were stacked on top of one another.  Jesus was in the middle of the horseshoe and every eye could see him.

So 32 years ago, I believe the Lord took me into this heavily scene.  The first thing I noticed was there were no saddles or bridles.  I was holding onto the mane of the horse and we were riding into the battle of Armageddon.  I was mounted on the right flank and near the top of the stacked army, back about 4 or 5 rows.  The guys in the front were huge, and I remember thinking, don’t mess with them!  Then I was back.  The whole experience was about three seconds.  It was amazing.  I had no idea of what I had just seen so when I saw my pastor I told him what had happened.  He looked at me with a strange expression on his face and then he opened the Bible and showed me the passage that is above.  I was dumbfounded.

I was laying in bed in Pennsylvania a few days after my father had passed away last week.  I was thinking about the next time I would see him, he would be young and more than likely riding into battle with me and a host of others!  As I was thinking and praying the Holy Spirit pointed something out to me.  Now when He speaks it’s not in an audible voice, but over the last 34 years I have learned to listen to him and recognize Him when he speaks.  The conversation went something like this.

What do you think happens at the end of  the battle to the horses?

I have no idea? I replied.

He continued, Those horses are the Fathers gift to you.  The horse you are riding is your horse, forever….

OK.  Let me see if I get this.  The host of heaven is riding in on horses, this is what the passage says, and unless it’s allegorical, which I don’t believe it is, that’s going to be a lot of horses.  Then I started laughing and here’s why.  These horses can fly.  Think about it, the armies on earth are looking up at the Rider on the White Horse, for He is coming out of the heavens!  The horses fly and we are flying through the air with them.  So after the battle is over we will have flying horses to get around on.  I can’t wait!

Now some of you will scoff and tell me I’m crazy, and others will call me a heretic.  That’s Ok, but remember, we are the folks who believe in the virgin birth, floating ax heads, talking donkeys, coins that appear out of a fishes mouth, seas that part, staffs which turn into serpents, men that walk on water, a man who is swallowed by a great fish and lives to tell about three days later, lepers who are instantaneously healed, men who are born blind then can suddenly see and on and on it goes.  Soooo.  Flying horses!  You bet!

 

 

 

 

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L. A.’s Lighter Side!

Posted by lamarzulli on May 28, 2014

CowsCommentary & Analysis

by

L. A. Marzulli

Thanks to Pastor Caspar McCloud for lightening up our day!

This joke is actually a pithy way to get a quick grasp on all of the “isms!”

TWO COWS  {Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive…

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II - SOLD OUT!

www.nephilimmounds2.com

Gary Stearman will be Joining Russ and L. A.!  

We have limited seating so register soon!

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Pre-sale for WATCHERS 8 – Cloak of Secrecy!

Go to http://www.lamarzulli.net and save $5.00  

Expect a MID – JUNE Delivery!

 

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L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Schedule 2014

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23New Years Eve! December 31 – Calvary Chapel Oceanside – Southern Cal. http://www.calvaryoceanside.org/upcoming-events/item/322-l-a-marzulli-2014.html

Watcher’s 7! Screening in Southern California – Saturday – Feb. 1st. 7:30 pm – Just Cause Motion Capture Stage – 4130 Del Rey Ave. Marina Del Rey!–done

February 21-22: Decoding the End Times Bible Conference! www.theprophecyforum.com–done

March 28-30: Prophecy In the News! Orlando www.prophecyinthenews.com –done

April 5 & 6 – Dominion Christian Centerhttps://www.facebook.com/dominioncc?ref=hl–done

April 25 -27: Behold the Days are Coming Conference http://www.412church.org   

May 5-15: Peru tour with L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster!

June 13-14: Nephilim Mounds II www.nephilimmounds2.com

June 28-29: The War of Art! Southern California! https://www.facebook.com/events/477292755732768/

July 25-27 – Prophecy in the News Colorado! www.prophecyinthenews.com

October 24-25: Strategic Trends with Chuck Missler – Details coming soon

November 7- 9: Tri State Prophecy Conference – W/ Gary Stearman & Russ Dizdar November – OK City conference – details coming soon.

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views. Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

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end timeIn Other News: Tracking the Birth Pains!

Obama meddles in Syria!

http://www.debka.com/article/23949/Obama-about-turns-on-Syria-US-military-training-and-weapons-for-moderate-Syrian-rebels-

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Temple Mount

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Temple-Mount-temporarily-shut-after-rioting-by-Palestinian-crowds-354603

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Jerusalem will be a cup of trembling….

http://www.jpost.com/LandedPages/PrintArticle.aspx?id=354589

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Archaeology

http://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/school-children-uncover-7000-year-old-mummy-chile-001694

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News in 2 Minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmCya4Pc8NY

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Fukushima Update

http://ajw.asahi.com/article/0311disaster/fukushima/AJ201405270056

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End Times Prophecy

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Israel-rescues-Ukrainian-Jews-stranded-by-fighting-354543

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Today is the First Day of my Vacation!

Posted by lamarzulli on August 9, 2013

L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23Commentary & Analysis

by

L. A. Marzulli

I’m out of here and taking the rest of the month off.  2013 has been a landmark year of travel for me, with trips to Mexico, Peru, and all over the USA.  To say I’m exhausted is an understatement!  I’m really looking forward to doing NOTHING!  LOL!

If by chance WWIII erupts, I will be return to my post.

Blessings.

See you all in September.

L. A.

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LAMarzulli_poster8x10pt5Special Announcement!

L. A. Marzulli & Brein Foerster’s 2014 Nephilim Skull Tour!

Dates: January 27 to February 5, 2014

If you are interested email me:  La@lamarzulli.net  

Space is limited to 25 people!

http://hiddenincatours.com/homepage-introduction-tab/nephilim-skulls-of-ancient-peru-tour-with-l-a-marzulli/

As of August 5th we have 8 people signed up!  We have a cap of 25 people so get your desposit in if you’re interested in going! 

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 L. A. 2013 PHOTO 23L. A. Marzulli’s Speaking Engagements!

 January 4 -6: Dallas – Future Congress II www.futurecongress.com

March 15 &16 – Southern California – Cavalry Chapel Bell Flower –  http://www.theprophecyforum.com

April 5-7: Chicago Summit III!   CLICK HERE>  Untitled

April 20 – New York. w/ Bill Salus! ldaministries.com

May 3-5th: Hyndman Pennsylvania – tristateministry.com

May 10-12 – New Mexico Conference – Dine’ Baptist Church in Waterflow, NM

May 17-19 – Wyoming Conference – 

June 20-23: Tennessee –  http://www.lionheartministries.org/calendar_conf_NephilimAgenda.php

July 26-28: Prophecy in the News Conference –  Colorado Springs! – www.prophecyinthenews.com  

September 20-22: Sparks Nevada. lwcfsparks.org

October 17 – 20: Paradigm shift conference -

News Years EveCavalry Chapel Oceanside - Southern Cal.  Details Pending

To book L. A. Marzulli please email him at la@lamarzulli.net

L. A. Marzulli shares the platform with a variety of speakers with many different world views.  Marzulli does not endorse anyones world view unless specifically noted.

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Go to www.lamarzulli.net

8 1/2 X 11 Over size book with 120 full color photos in On the Trail of the Nephilim!

 If you buy these separately it would cost $50!

 Coast Special saves $10!

 Get them both for $40 + S&H

 Hey LA, Richard Shaw, and crew!

 Watcher’s 6 was TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!History Channel eat your heart out! Watcher’s 6 not only gives you clear video evidence but they present sane logical explanations about who, what, when, and how! You don’t have to check your brain at the door when you view Watcher’s 6! (But putting unfounded prejudges aside might help )Thanks for all the HARD work, and consistent dedication to these topics.   Kerry

 Hello L.A.,I wanted to say how much we enjoyed your latest watchers 6 DVD. My nine year old son was asking all kinds of questions afterwards. We are looking forward to the book OTTOT Nephilim. Your trip to Peru must have been an amazing experience and adventure.  Alan

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end timeIn Other News: Tracking the Birth Pains!

Water leaks at Fukushima could contaminate entire Pacific Ocean — RT Op-Edge

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Feds probe unusually high number of dolphin deaths on East Coast | Fox News

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US-sponsored Israel-Palestinian interim peace talks near moment of decision

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Iran launch site likely for testing ballistic missiles

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▶ Alien Mysteries – S01E01 – The Reed Family – YouTube

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Marc Faber: Look out! A 1987-style crash is coming

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Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan ‘gunned down pleading pregnant woman’ – Telegraph

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The Storm that Wasn’t? We Dodged a Bullet… 7:30 AM

Posted by lamarzulli on October 30, 2012

Our power came back on around 10 pm last night so we were without power for about 2 hours.  There was hype all day long about the “storm of the century.”  While some areas were hard hit, Atlantic City and New York, this storm, in my opinion, was a paper tiger.  Am I mixing metaphors?  I watched FOX for a few minutes and the clips they showed were some flahing dangling from a roof and a few shingles on another roof flapping in the wind. Then, some new guy made a big deal about one tree that was uprooted.   Let’s compare this Frankenstorm to Katrina.  In short there is none.  It makes me wonder abbout our media and the hype they seem to be engaged in.  Last night we watched a few miinutes of Conan and he had a clip honoring the news casters who risk their lives to bring us the news – a tongue in cheek piece.  We saw a news caster bundled up in the middle of a flooded street warning people of the danger.  Then, behind him, three youths in bathing suits enetered the frame waving their arms, splashing each other and basically goofing on the so-called extreme weather.  In other words here was the reporter trying to sound grave and overwhelmed with the storms severity, but his credibility went south as the youths clearly showed a differect scenario.   In Closing todays short post:  We dodged a bullet as we got some wind and a little rain but no real damage and no road closures.  Others weren’t so fortunate and flooding did occur.  However, in my opinion, this was NOT the storm of the century,  and Frankenstorm was more like Winnie the Pooh in comparison to Katrina.  More later…. L.A.

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Even the Zullilama Must Rest!

Posted by lamarzulli on October 3, 2012

Even the Zullilama must rest and so I’m taking today off as I’ve gone 8 days straight without a break.   FOOOOUUUUURRRRRR!

I thought the Coast show went well last night and we had some very interesting callers.  One imparticular caught my attention.  The gentleman told of a cave with drawings in it, located behind a water fall.  I’m hoping he contacts me!  

In the meantime, I’m taking the day off! 

www.lamarzulli.net

October 6:  Cavalry Chapel East in Albuquerque, New Mexico –

go to www.calvarychapeleast.com

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The Zulli Lama

Posted by lamarzulli on August 10, 2012

How to use this site:  At the top of the page you will see a list of upcoming speaking events that are highlighted in red.  Directly underneath this is the daily Blog Post.  Scrolling down is the complete list of all Speaking Engagements, with dates and links. The last section is, In Other News, this is where I post seven stories that I believe are pertinent to prophecy and the birth pains that we are currently in.

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September 29: Newark Ohio with Russ Dizdar & Richard Grund, Fritz Zimmerman! 

http://nephilimmounds.com/

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Commentary & Analysis

by

L. A. Marzulli

(Photo Courtesy of Richard Shaw – Photographer to the stars)

While in a deep meditative state attaining bliss, and being one with the universe, the Zulli Lama has decided to take the day off, because in spite of being enlightened he’s very cranky, tired, worn out, and overwhelmed with over 1359 unanswered emails.  Please go to the In Other News Section as there are lot of good links to pertinent stories there. 

Thank you.

Mahatma Grundi

Headshrinker for The Zulli Lama

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SHIPPING NOW!

Go to www.lamarzulli.net 

Review of Wathcers 4 – On the Edge 

Bravo gents!  You’ve bloody well done it again.  Riveting, compelling and Rick, beautifully shot.  Love, love, love it.  Now….what’s next chaps????????

Arianna Eisenberg

AEGIS FILM GROUP

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Chitzen Itza Trip! 

Sign up now as I will be speaking on December 21, 2012 at the Mayan Temple!  We are raising money to get Russ Dizdar and Richard Grund on the Trip.

Over the weekend we had some people donate to the Chitzen Itza trip!  Thanks to you all!  We are about $1200.  short of our goal!  Thanks to all who contributed!  I won’t go alone on this trip!  L.A.

Yucatan 2012

L. A. Marzulli will be speaking:  “Exploring the meaning and relevance of two myths and their relevance in this time of transition in 2012; the stories of the “watcher gods” in the first century text, “The Gospel of Enoch”, and the prophecy of the return of Quetzalcoatl, the feathered serpent-god of the Aztecs. We will be examining correlations between these two in light of our contemporary times.”

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L.A. Marzulli Speaking Engagements

September 29: Newark Ohio with Russ Dizdar & Richard Grund! 
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October 6:  Cavalry Chapel Albequerqe – Details coming soon!
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October 20-21:  Just ADDED!  Conference with Dr. Stan Montieth -DETAILS COMING SOON!
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October 26- 28: Fredrick Maryland with RANDY DEMAIN!
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November 9 – 11 www.chicagosummit.net
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 November 15- 18: LION HEART MINISTRIES  with Randy Demain
 
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December 21: Chitzen Itcha, Mexico – Conference -
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Links to all speaking engagements will be up soon! 
To book L. A. drop him an email la@lamarzulli.net
Disclaimer: L. A. Marzulli speaks at a variety of venues that feature other speakers.
L. A. Marzulli in no way endorses or necessarily holds similar views, as those who share the platform with him, unless specifically noted!

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In Other News: Tracking the Birth Pains!

Iran’s nuclear program designed to ‘finish off’ Israel, Hezbollah MP says

Iran’s nuclear program designed to ‘finish off’ Israel, Hezbollah MP says | The Times of Israel

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Israel media talk of imminent Iran war push

Israel media talk of imminent Iran war push | Reuters

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Typhoon Haikui Kills 4, Affects Millions

Typhoon Haikui Kills 4, Affects Millions

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Suicide bomber hits North Iraq Shi’ite mosque, kills 5

Suicide bomber hits North Iraq Shi’ite mosque, kills 5 | Reuters

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Gunfire Breaks Out in Sinai as Tensions Rise

Gunfire Breaks Out in Sinai as Tensions Rise — News from Antiwar.com

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Earthquake near a major city with death toll ‘unprecedented in human history’ a matter of time:

Earthquake near a major city with death toll ‘unprecedented in human history’ a matter of time: Professor Iain Stewart | Herald Sun

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Morsi’s anti-terror ploy to root out pro-US influence in Cairo, cut Israel from Sinai

Morsi’s anti-terror ploy to root out pro-US influence in Cairo, cut Israel from Sinai

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I’m at the Philly Airport!

Posted by lamarzulli on February 23, 2012

This is going to be very short as I am both exhausted, from not sleeping and worn down by this stinking cold. It’s going to be a long day….
I will get to Los Angeles around 1:30 in the afternoon and then it’s right into bed! Sorry not much of a BLOG today…. To cranky! LOL! But seriously folks. Two Rabbis and a Minister walk into a bar…

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I’m Back and headed to OK city tomorrow! Guest BLOGGER Today Joshua!

Posted by lamarzulli on September 19, 2011

Congratulations to LA Marzulli, the subject of my first “NoApologiesAllowed Oddpologist” caricature!

What’s an “oddpologist”?

Now, don’t let the word “odd” fool you. It’s not an insult. Nope. The word “odd” means “differing markedly from the usual or ordinary or accepted” (Merriam Webster). Most believers are content with “usual” or “ordinary”; they’re perfectly happy to just sit and nod from the pew, to not lift a finger — except when being critical of those working on the frontlines of the worldview war.

As for me, I prefer “oddpologists” like LA, because they interact with the real world, give us Christians a lot to think about, and challenge the me-centered drivel that spews from the pulpits of many church buildings around the world. Specifically speaking, LA offers a really unique take on end time events and biblical prophecy, which incorporates a planned (prophesied?) demonic deception in the guise of alien saviors (which he termed “The Alien Gospel”). LA has interviewed a lot of people throughout the years on his radio show. His recent show with Gary Stearman on Gary’s new book, “Time Travelers in the Bible” was one of the most interesting Christian + time travel shows I’ve ever heard. And it also doesn’t hurt to mention that he’s a talented composer (listen to the powerful buffer music on his show for samples) and he has a great sense of humor, too.

You can check out his books and DVDs here:

http://www.lamarzulli.net/

And to quote his famous tagline: “UFOs are real, burgeoning, and not going away!”

http://noapologiesallowed.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/noapologiesallowed-oddpologists-series-la-marzulli/

Freaked out driver tail-gated by UFO

Freaked out driver tail-gated by UFO | News | NT News | Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia | ntnews.com.au

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Get the DVDs that have the information you need in these uncertain times!

“Spectacular!” Gary Stearman – Prophecy in the News.

Go to: WWW.LAMARZULLi.NET

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The Cosmic Chess Match! Shipping on September 26!!!! Last chance for pre-orders!

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L. A. Marzulli Scheduled Appearances:

DEREK DREAMER SHOW TODAY! http://www.blogtalkradio.com/willzpi/2011/09/19/derek-dreamer-show-live-news

September 10: MUFON Tri-County – Ventura California! http://yogawithzan.websiteanimal.com/#/mufon-tri-counties/4520267047

September 16 -17 - House of Light – Columbus Georgia www.tbocolumbus.com

September 20 -23 – Prophecy in the News Interview – OK City!

October 8th – 15th- Revealing the last Days! www.lamarzulli.net or To make reservations call 209-588-9565    heavenlycruises@gmail.com

October 22 – 25: Oregon conference – http://northwestsukkot.com/ 

November: Southern California Prophecy Conference – In planning stages!

L. A. Marzulli is available for speaking with over 14 hours of Power Point presentations. He will come for air faire, lodging, and a love offering. Get the word out!

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In Other News: Tracking the Birth-Pangs: Wars and rumors of wars, famines and pestilence, earthquakes in diverse places and troublesome times!

Farmers flee as world’s deadliest volcano rumbles

Farmers flee as world’s deadliest volcano rumbles – Forbes.com

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Planet sees dramatic spike in seismic activity for month of September

1. 6.9 earthquake Sikkim, India- September 18, 2011
2. 6.0 earthquake Honshu, Japan- September 16, 2011
3. 6.7 earthquake East Coast Honshu, Japan- September 16, 2011
4. 7.3 earthquake Fiji- September 15, 2011
5. 6.2 earthquake East Coast Honshu, Japan- September 15, 2011
6. 6.0 earthquake North Island, New Zealand- September 15, 2011
7. 6.1 earthquake Aleutian Islands, Alaska- September 14, 2011
8. 6.2 earthquake Papua New Guinea- September 12, 2011
9. 6.0 earthquake Vanuatu- September 11, 2011
10. 6.4 earthquake Vancouver Island- September 9, 2011
11. 6.6 earthquake Northern Sumatra- September 5, 2011
12. 6.3 earthquake Tonga- September 5, 2011
13. 6.1 earthquake Vanuatu- September 4, 2011
14. 7.0 earthquake Vanuatu- September 4, 2011
15. 6.2 earthquake South Sandwich Islands- September 3, 2011
16. 6.8 earthquake Fox Islands- September 2, 2011
17. 6.7 earthquake Santiago Del Estero, Argentina- September 2, 2011
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Greek crisis: Cabinet meets to discuss debt measures

BBC News - Greek crisis: Cabinet meets to discuss debt measures
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Turkey Predicts Alliance With Egypt as Regional Anchors

Turkey Predicts Partnership With Egypt as Regional Anchors - NYTimes.com
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L. A. Marzulli’s Lighter Side: The Zulli-lama recommends this!

Posted by lamarzulli on April 7, 2011

Commentary & Analysis

by

L. A. Marzulli

Sometimes it’s good  to get away from the doom and gloom and cares of the world and music is a great way to accomplish that. Bach is my favorite composer, I also consider him to be the father of western music. His compositions astound me. This link is wonderful in that it presents something unexpected and diverse, for I have never seen anything quite like it!

Lighter side link!  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20049435-10391705.html

I get letters from all over the world, almost on a daily basis telling me how this ministry has made a difference in their lives as folks get healed, delivered, saved and set free from what we do here. Then there are those who like the Pharisees, who condemned Jesus for healing on the sabbath day, see this ministry as a ministry of darkness. I need a break from the nay-sayers and modern pharisees who act as judge and jury on what we do here. Here’s just one example of the letters that we receive daily.

Mr. Marzulli,

I really enjoy listening to you on various shows. Your insight into the global, political and supernatural forces (and UFO’s) really makes a lot of sense to me. Nobody else wants to talk about these issues the way you do. In fact, most would rather ignore it. Thanks for the information.
Do you have any plans to speak in the Wichita Falls area?
JSR

 


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L. A. Marzulli’s  –  Speaking Engagements!

Prophecy In The News: Television – February 8 – 11

March 4 – 6 Albuquerque New Mexico – Know the Times http://mingledseed.com/welcome/

March 11- 13 Yuba California http://www.ChurchOfGladTidings.com/

March 25- 27 SEE in Connecticut – http://www.supernaturalresponse.net/s-e-e.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yWdUEiMVuU

June – 3-4-5 – Denver Colorado

June: Cavalry Chapel Oceanside – June 24 -25!

July 9-8-10: Chicago – Mingled Seed Tour! MingledSeed.com | The Benjamin Effect

August – Omega Conference – Las Vegas

August ? – Albuquerque – details pending

October 8 – Unprecedented Time Cruise!

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New interview on Prophecy in the News! http://www.prophecyinthenews.com/category/tv-program/

http://www.prophecyinthenews.com/videos/tv-program/ (Watchers)

Check out the Prophecy in The News Interview!

L. A. Marzulli sits down with Gary Stearman to discuss the Watchers DVD! UFOs are Real, Burgeoning and Not Going Away!

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We are now taking Pre-orders for Watchers 2 – Signs in the Heavens and Earth.

Place your order and save $5. go towww.lamarzulli.net

Why are the nations of the world in turmoil?  What is happening with the sun and the moon? Why is it that birds are dropping out of the air dead, and why have fish numbering into the millions suddenly died without explanation?  Why are there sinkholes of gigantic proportions appearing all over the earth, and what is happening with volcanic eruptions in Japan, Italy and Iceland? And what about the UFO seen over the Temple Mount? Something has changed, and Watchers 2 will try and investigate if what ancient texts have said for millenniums are true — that we are entering a period where there will be wars, earthquakes, and famines — including signs in the skies and the heavens. L.A. Marzulli will comment as well as interview experts on this volume. Including: Chuck Missler, Rabbi Aaron Parry, Stan Deyo and Jim Wilhelmsen and Helena Lehman. Dr. Roger Leir will also give us his update on alien implants.

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In Other News:

Magnitude-6.5 earthquake shakes southern Mexico

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110407/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_mexico_earthquake

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Japan considers wider nuclear evacuation zone

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.285b5f9b8539f4a92d911152e3a6184e.131&show_article=1

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400 Death Threats’ Follow Koran-Burning Preacher To OC

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/04/06/400-death-threats-follow-koran-burning-preacher-to-oc/

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US Going Same Route as Greece, Portugal: Economist

http://www.cnbc.com/id/42452207

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Oklahoma sees driest 4 months since Dust Bowl

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hwF-5B7z9BkZ4txCeInA68ZaDNPg?docId=5d3102a2b7254732b01b880531d13b97

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Special operations team hit top Iranian-Hamas arms smugglers in Sudan

http://www.debka.com/article/20821/

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World Bank: Palestinians on Track for Statehood

http://www.voanews.com/english/news/middle-east/israel-and-palestinians/World-Bank-Palestinians-on-Track-for-Statehood-119388949.html

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Christmas Store!

Posted by lamarzulli on December 18, 2010

Most of us are giving gifts… why not give a book or DVD from our store and support our ministry!

 

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