L. A. Marzulli’s Lighter Side: The Zulli-lama recommends this!
Posted by lamarzulli on April 7, 2011
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L. A. Marzulli
Sometimes it’s good to get away from the doom and gloom and cares of the world and music is a great way to accomplish that. Bach is my favorite composer, I also consider him to be the father of western music. His compositions astound me. This link is wonderful in that it presents something unexpected and diverse, for I have never seen anything quite like it!
Lighter side link! http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20049435-10391705.html
I get letters from all over the world, almost on a daily basis telling me how this ministry has made a difference in their lives as folks get healed, delivered, saved and set free from what we do here. Then there are those who like the Pharisees, who condemned Jesus for healing on the sabbath day, see this ministry as a ministry of darkness. I need a break from the nay-sayers and modern pharisees who act as judge and jury on what we do here. Here’s just one example of the letters that we receive daily.
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L. A. Marzulli’s - Speaking Engagements!
Prophecy In The News: Television – February 8 – 11
March 4 – 6 Albuquerque New Mexico – Know the Times http://mingledseed.com/welcome/
March 11- 13 Yuba California http://www.ChurchOfGladTidings.com/
March 25- 27 SEE in Connecticut - http://www.supernaturalresponse.net/s-e-e.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yWdUEiMVuU
June – 3-4-5 – Denver Colorado
June: Cavalry Chapel Oceanside – June 24 -25!
July 9-8-10: Chicago – Mingled Seed Tour! MingledSeed.com | The Benjamin Effect
August – Omega Conference – Las Vegas
August ? – Albuquerque – details pending
October 8 – Unprecedented Time Cruise!
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New interview on Prophecy in the News! http://www.prophecyinthenews.com/category/tv-program/
http://www.prophecyinthenews.com/videos/tv-program/ (Watchers)
Check out the Prophecy in The News Interview!
L. A. Marzulli sits down with Gary Stearman to discuss the Watchers DVD! UFOs are Real, Burgeoning and Not Going Away!
We are now taking Pre-orders for Watchers 2 – Signs in the Heavens and Earth.
Place your order and save $5. go towww.lamarzulli.net
Why are the nations of the world in turmoil? What is happening with the sun and the moon? Why is it that birds are dropping out of the air dead, and why have fish numbering into the millions suddenly died without explanation? Why are there sinkholes of gigantic proportions appearing all over the earth, and what is happening with volcanic eruptions in Japan, Italy and Iceland? And what about the UFO seen over the Temple Mount? Something has changed, and Watchers 2 will try and investigate if what ancient texts have said for millenniums are true — that we are entering a period where there will be wars, earthquakes, and famines — including signs in the skies and the heavens. L.A. Marzulli will comment as well as interview experts on this volume. Including: Chuck Missler, Rabbi Aaron Parry, Stan Deyo and Jim Wilhelmsen and Helena Lehman. Dr. Roger Leir will also give us his update on alien implants.
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In Other News:
Magnitude-6.5 earthquake shakes southern Mexico
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110407/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_mexico_earthquake
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Japan considers wider nuclear evacuation zone
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.285b5f9b8539f4a92d911152e3a6184e.131&show_article=1
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400 Death Threats’ Follow Koran-Burning Preacher To OC
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/04/06/400-death-threats-follow-koran-burning-preacher-to-oc/
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US Going Same Route as Greece, Portugal: Economist
http://www.cnbc.com/id/42452207
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Oklahoma sees driest 4 months since Dust Bowl
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Special operations team hit top Iranian-Hamas arms smugglers in Sudan
http://www.debka.com/article/20821/
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World Bank: Palestinians on Track for Statehood
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Patrick said
L.A., Bach is a wonderful way to relax and a well deserved treat, enjoy!
Sundown Lady said
Went outside to feed my horses this morning. The sun is shining, the sky is cloudless blue, the birds are chirping…
What a beautiful day to Praise the Lord:
“O clap your hands, all ye people; shout unto God with the voice of triumph.” (Psalms 47:1 KJV)
Patrick said
I was just pondering life the universe and everything and I realized that lama as used in Zulli-lama in Portuguese means “mud”, not that it is of any significance unless you say Zulli-mud which then seems like
a product that one might find in a spa. Well in the words of the great Zulli-lama I digress, in my case I digress into a puff of logic and dissipate and leave you with this pearl of wisdom.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
Softcurls said
AH!! Love it.
Do you know the definition of…
INFORMATION? how ducks are supposed to fly.
BALONEY? where hem lines fall.
Patrick said
Softcurls,
You’re fired!
Did you now when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Softcurls said
AHEM, yes I did know that one!
Do you know the definition of …
VITAMIN? what you do when someone comes to the house.
I am so
Rose from Kentucky said
Most of the time, I love my Schubert Bach to Bach, but occasionally it Clash-es:
test said
Rose From Kentucky, :þ
Good one..lol I missed it because I was trying to get the video you posted to work, but it says it cannot be viewed in your country (damn communists!).
Just remember:
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Patrick said
I was test for a second, now I am back to Patrick. Shucks!
Rose from Kentucky said
Test…Test…Test…Patrick???
They won’t let the Clash out of the country??? But, they’re from out of the country…
I guess Brazil insists on coordination and refuses to Clash…
Patrick said
Rose From Kentucky, I was doing a test elsewhere and forgot to change my name back. I’ve got the forgetzees. Clash? thats the problem I don’t have enough clash, need more clash!
Rose from Kentucky said
Friday forgetzees are forgivable.
Rose from Kentucky said
However, Saturday stupidity is seriously suspicious.
Minister Dante Fortson said
That is the greatest invention ever. I want one but I don’t want the box to say “assembly required” LOL. Great post.
Patrick said
Earth is quaken
Magnitude 6.5 – VERACRUZ, MEXICO
Magnitude 7.4 – Japan
Patrick said
NHK Japan live
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/r/movie/index.html
Sundown Lady said
“Fukushima expecting tsunami in 5 minutes…50 cm height expected…”
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/at00ljadqj.php
Sundown Lady said
EQ shakes wide area of southern Mexico:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110407/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_mexico_earthquake
Mrs M said
http://bigthink.com/ideas/37696
watch this video, it’s a simulation of what happens when an asteroid hits earth. Sounds biblical, as He will come with fire this time, and the trumpets sound like an incoming ‘star’.
Bozz said
L.A., one of the things I like most about your shows beside the great guests and valuable information, is your imitation of various people and accents at the beginning of the show. It always cracks me up when you do that British snob imitation. Sometimes I wish you would do the whole show in that tone lol! Have to listen to your recent interview with Stan Deyo…
Alice again said
For the techy-challenged, is there a way to listen to L.A.’s show last night on the internet other than downloading an mp3 file? I was only able to listen live to the last 30 min or so… :-/
Randy Ph said
You can listen to it here Alice, http://archive.americanvoiceradio.com/#ACCELERATION_RADIO_/_L.A._Marzulli
God bless. randy
Softcurls said
I agree! I love love LOVE the “Frunk” pronounciation (spelled phoenetically there) instead of Frank. It warms my heart that I’m not the only one who does that!
And the rants! My sarcastic humor kicks in and is delighted when he starts talking about stuff going on in the world and HONEY WHEN IS DINNER !!
LauraR said
Hi Softcurls, this AM you were put on my heart to pray for you. So I hope all is well with you!
Softcurls said
Laura! Thank you so much for praying for me. Yes, all is well with me. I so enjoy this blog, I devour all of the information folks put out here, and I love the fact that we can pray for each other even though we may not know each other. Iron sharpening iron.
Truly I covet your prayers. You made my day!
Blessings to you.
Richard said
I’ve seen Yanni 8 times the way he is able to get every one together is just amazing.
I dont know where I would be without Pandora. I STRONGLY recommend “Liquid Mind” an alias used by Los Angeles-based composer/producer/instrumentalist Chuck Wild.
Its the most serene, calming, relazing music. Its not Bach but at the end of the day I can put on Liquid Mind one of my Pandora Stations and just relax without a care in the world for hours. Heres one of his compositions.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Lfvmet4H4&w=480&h=390%5D
For those of you who dont know PANDORA is a free music genome website. You can pick and choose your music stations and you vote on the music you like and dont like until all you hear is music you like. Its awesome.
Richard said
“Heaven is for Real”
I want a recommend a book to people who have family members or friends who may not believe in heaven or John 3:16 or John 14:6. Its a book about a near death experience a 3 year old had. Its called “Heaven is for Real” A little boys astounding story of his trip to heaven and back. You can buy it on Amazon for $9.99 plus shipping.
Here is an excerp from the book.
After a fill-up at a Sinclair gas station, we pulled put onto Jeffers Street, and I noticed we were passing through the traffic light where, if we turned left, we’d wind up at the Great Plains Regional Medical Center. That was where we’d spent fifteen nightmarish days in March much of it on our kness praying to God to spare Colton’s life. God did.
Sometimes laughter is the only way to process tough times, so as we passed the turnoff, I decided to rib Colton a little.
“Hey, Colton if we turn here, we can go back to the hospital,” I said. “Do you wanna go back to the hsopital?” Colton responded “No Daddy!”
“Do you remember the hospital, Colton?” Sonja said.
“Yes, Mommy, I remember,” he said. “That’s where the angels sang to me.”
Sonja and I looked at each other, passing a silent message, “Did he just say what I think he said?”
All these thoughts flashed through my mind as I tried to figure how to respond to a four-year olds simple proclamtion that angels had sung to him.
“Colton, you said the angels sang to you while you were at the hospital?”
He nodded his head vigorously.
“What did they sing to you?”
Colton turned his eyes up and to the right, the attitude of remembering. “Well they sang “Jesus Loves Me” and “Joshua Fought the Battle of Jericho”
Then he grew serious, “Dad, Jesus had the angels sing to me because I was so scared. They made me feel better.” Jesus?
I glanced at Sonja again and saw he mouth had dropped open. I turned back to Colton. “You mean Jesus was there?”
My little boy nodded as though reporting nothing more remarkable than seeing a ladybug in the front yard. “Yeah, Jesus was there.”
“We’ll where was Jesus?”
Colton looked me right in the eye. “I was sitting on Jesus’ lap”
Amazing feel good must read book for all christians and non christians alike.
What I wouldnt give to experience what Colton did. Some Day Soon! Some Day Soon! Marantha
Dana said
Loved, loved, loved that book! Just got done reading it, it also made me long for the day when I can experience it! I don’t see how anyone can doubt after reading it, Colton was only 3 when it happened & he could not have just known to say those things.
Late Night Lisa said
Our Pastor raved about this book & then I read it & passed out quite a few. The bummer part is that Amazon would only allow me to order three. Walmart has them but they’re few bucks more. (But less than retail.)
CelticKevin said
Wow… That is just awesome. I may have to pick this up.
I heard on Coast to Coast the father of another boy, from the book The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven by Kevin & Alex Malarkey. My family was touched by that story.
These powerful stories convey some details that should be beyond the knowing or understanding of children.
Richard said
One other quick story I was sitting at the Dr’s this morning and a middle eastern women was sitting next me by herself reading a book line by line with her finger. The book was thick and it was in Arabic. We exchanged smiles several times and when I finally got up the courage I asked her. “Do you mind if I ask what you are reading?” My heart raced as I felt unprepaired to tell her about christ thinking the book was the Koran. She looked at me and said it’s the bible. My mind raced in jubilation and I said thats great. I then wondered why am I not reading the bible line by line every chance I get?
Late Night Lisa said
My friend who’s new coming back to church saw a lady sitting in front of us w/a black book that had Arabic style lettering on it.
She said “How can she come in here w/that?” (Assuming it was the Quran)
I said – “That’s a Holy Bible written in her language.” lol!
Alice again said
Since we’re sharing uplifting things today, I’d like to share an interview I heard on Christian radio this week. If you are a parent or grandparent of young kids, tweens and teens, please listen! Even if you’re not, you will be inspired!!! It was excellent! Listen to April 4th and 5th shows:
http://www.familylife.com/site/c.dnJHKLNnFoG/b.6240603/k.2C4F/Search_FamilyLife_Audio_Library.htm
This interview on Family Life Today with Bethany and Cheri Hamilton is a true story. It has been published in a book and now told in the movie, “Soul Surfer”. I think the movie comes out in theaters this weekend. I hope and pray that Christians come out in force to support this movie. With all the utter TRASH in movie theaters nowadays, it will be nice to see this, a movie with a Christian message succeed! Dare I even hope that this movie could bring some to faith in Jesus? Please Lord!
All praise to God for this!!! Thank you, Lord!
Captain Eagle said
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I don’t think I could go through an experience like that and been as cheerful and uplifting as that girl has. I am amazed every time I’ve seen her on TV and see just how happy she is. You bet I’ll support this movie but when it’s on DVD. I don’t have time to go to the movies anymore (the nearest theater is now over an hour away) The last movie I saw in a theater was Return of the King or The Incredibles. I can’t remember now. But it’s been a long time for me.
Bozz said
If you want to see something even more uplifting go on youtube and learn about Nick Vujicic
Captain Eagle said
I can’t watch youtube with dial up. Can you tell me about him?
Bozz said
He was born without limbs and to keep the story short, he felt his life had no purpose whatsoever, but then he started reading the bible and found Jesus/Yahshuah. Now he is a motivational speaker and an evangelist, currently 28 years old, traveling around the world, sharing love with others.
Kimberly said
I remember seeing that guy on t.v. … what an awesome heart that man has…
Captain Eagle said
You know, I MAY have seen that. Was he ever on 20/20?
Captain Eagle said
Oh, and I can relate to that guy. But I know if I lost at arm I’d be depressed about it. I just can’t get over that girl! I really wish I had that kind of joy.
Bozz said
Btw, Nick is in my country this week. I am going to check him out during the weekend if the tickets won`t get sold out and if I can convince a friend or two to join me in this endeavor. Nice timing to talk about this.
john B said
where abouts in ozz are you Bozz?
John b
Bozz said
I am in Slovenia, Europe, but I also have Australian citizenship, never set foot on your soil though. I wanted to move down there but some things and recent events got me stuck where I am.
Bozz said
Then I would officially be Bozz of Ozz
Margaret said
That was Awsome!
Margaret said
ugg i hit the comment button and noticed my spelling
Awesome i meant!
Patrick said
I´ve been chipped! I received a new bank card in the mail and it now has a chip in it + the magnetic strip, the accompanying documentation said that this new design was implemented for better SECURITY. Security for whom I wonder? Anyway I was just curious. Have you folks in the Northern Hemisphere, land down under etc. been chipped yet?
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
Late Night Lisa said
I don’t think by bankcard yet but my passport & DL are.
Patrick said
LNL, interesting I was just curious how far along this technology has been distributed. Thanks for letting me know. I have not renewed my U.S. passport yet, but I understand that is chipped too.
john B said
Aust is a little in front in the chip card. back in 85 Kissinger came to Aust had multiple conferences with business tycoons and banks the agenda was ” Aust trail nation for world currency implementation” I remember back then it was $300-00 entrance fee to hear this Antichrist speak.
john B
Patrick said
You have to pay to learn (burn). Unfortunately a mark (chip-whatever)is a wonderful idea-but in this world it will send you to hell.
Captain Eagle said
Had some JW’s stop by today. Uh, I don’t think they’ll be stopping by anymore. Ha Ha. I’m already on the Mormon no visit list because every time they’d drop by I’d point them to what it says in Revelations about adding to the Bible. Some would insist that the Book of Mormon isn’t adding to the Bible but I’d knock them out punch for punch. I got on their no visit list because Mormons were leaving here asking too many questions to their church leaders. Heh Heh Heh Heh… I’m the same way with JW’s and I really freaked these ones out. They RAN out of here. Ha Ha.
Joyce S said
Good for you!!!!!!!
Captain Eagle said
Even better for them, their souls, and Christ.
Mrs. M said
Have you seen the mormon underwear video? Interesting, it has the masonic square and compass on it and it is required that they wear it:
Sundown Lady said
That’s a hoot…but where did they get that weird
common-tater?
Mrs. M said
not sure, I haven’t watched it in awhile and forgot to mention he says bs in the long form. I found it fascinating they have the masonic symbols on them, proof that it has roots in freemasonry.
Captain Eagle said
I’ve never seen them but when we covered Mormons at the Christian school they told us about the underwear. EVERY SINGLE MORMON I have met denies they exist. I guess the Christians are right and the Mormons are wrong again.
Patrick said
Capt’n they ran out, why? Did you ask to see their celestial power undies?
Captain Eagle said
They ALWAYS eny they exist. Must be an outsider thing.
I live in a community surrounded by Amish, JW’s, Mormons, Rednecks, and a nudist commune of hippies. I see all kinds of funny wacky stuff.
The Amish believe God can’t see them in thedark so they oggle modern women at night because God can’t see them do it. Isn’t that silly?
We also had that ax murdering Amishman nearby. He lived about an hour south of us and killed his whole family except his daughter. He’s like the only one who ever murdered his family in history. He got out of jail and went to live with new Amish somewhere else and tried to hook up with his daughter again, did some more bad things and he recently hung himself in his barn.
The funniest thing about Amish is when they get DUI in their buggies. I used to joke about that in high school then it STARTED HAPPENING.
Anyway, we love the Amish but they have their darkside like the Mormons and JW’s too.
Captain Eagle said
Anyone catch Trump on Today? He said he’s finding out some amazing things with this Obama birth certificate stuff. “AMAZING THINGS”? It sure makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
Richard said
Yes that was awesome. I hope he can come forth and prove it some how!
Check this video out where Obama says he is from Kenya
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwhKuunp8D8&w=480&h=390%5D
Richard said
Patrick Heron The Coming Slaughter of Christians – Part I
Great Blog Post
http://hearkenthewatchmen.com/article.asp?id=503
I have often received correspondence from fellow Christians insisting that we are indeed to go through the Great Tribulation and I am but a coward for not wanting to accept this trial of faith. On pointing out that we are “saved from the coming wrath”, I was informed, and this is a direct quote here, that “the true disciple of Jesus will be spared and protected from evil during this terrible time.” But the passages quoted above relate to “those who obey God’s commandments and remain faithful to Jesus”, and “those who bore testimony to Jesus.” These are not wishy-washy believers here. So those who teach that the Church, the ecclesia of God, are to suffer the wrath, are plainly in error and have not bothered to rightly divide the Word of God.
I agree Patrick Why is it that so many christians feel we must die in battle during the tribulation? What would be the point?
Captain Eagle said
I don’t know what will happen for sure. I sure do have a lot of high anxiety dreams (when I do dream at all) where I’m here helping others find the way, avoiding authorities, etc. It’s not a role I’d feel comfortable in but if I must I must. What I have been doing is hoping for the pre trib but preparing for the post just in case. LA often says this is a wise way to handle it and because there seems to be no authoritative answer it probably is the best thing today. However, if we are here during this how will we communicate with other Christians when things like the internet will not be available, both from control and because you need power to run them. And if we refuse the mark we could not buy power. Anyone else ever think about stuff like this?
Captain Eagle said
By the way, can anyone imagine goin through this:
“One can only guess at the horrors which will befall whole families and communities in this terrible holocaust. They will be hunted down, thrown in jail, tortured, beheaded and slaughtered in great numbers by the Antichrist and those who follow his orders, whose names are not in the Book of Life of the Lamb”
Can you imagine being beheaded? I have. If the church is to live through this time I bet you will see a lot of people renouncing their “faith”. It’s a great way to weed out the wheat from the chaff on earth. I know ‘d be scared myself but I’d strongly face my fate without renouncing the truth. But how many fellow Christians do we know who would do the same? I can’t say I know too many. The worst thing would be to fgo through that then have Christ never know you. I wonder how many people will share that fate? This stuff makes be shudder just thinking about it.
Captain Eagle said
By the way, can anyone imagine goin through this:
“One can only guess at the horrors which will befall whole families and communities in this terrible holocaust. They will be hunted down, thrown in jail, tortured, beheaded and slaughtered in great numbers by the Antichrist and those who follow his orders, whose names are not in the Book of Life of the Lamb”
Can you imagine being beheaded? I have. If the church is to live through this time I bet you will see a lot of people renouncing their “faith”. It’s a great way to weed out the wheat from the chaff on earth. I know ‘d be scared myself but I’d strongly face my fate without renouncing the truth. But how many fellow Christians do we know who would do the same? I can’t say I know too many. The worst thing would be to fgo through that then have Christ never know you. I wonder how many people will share that fate? This stuff makes me shudder just thinking about it.
Rhema said
Anybody on here believe that Georgia is requesting all these guillotines for capital punishment?
http://www1.legis.ga.gov/legis/1995_96/leg/fulltext/hb1274.htm
CelticKevin said
I really want a pre-trib rapture, but the “best” evidence of the rapture timing is in Rev 7:9-17. That puts the rapture between the 6th and 7th seals. The good news is that we would miss the worst of it, but I am sure it will be a very troubling time.
Chris White’s podcast Nowhere To Run from a few days ago was pretty solid and was focussed on the rapture. If you like a good MP3 then give it a whirl.
Tough topic…
Bozz said
You probably mean this video below? I`ll check it out. When the 6th seal is opened, the 7th (last) trumpet is blown and harpazo commences and the day of the Lord starts. That means the great tribulation falls at the very end of the 5th seal that lasted (with the first 4) for the better part of the past 2000 years. The opening of the 7th seal starts the millenial kingdom. That`s how I understand the Word.
Bozz said
CelticKevin, When the times get tough, the tough get going. Let`s hope this saying gets applied to us
Sundown Lady said
I understood the rapture was in Revelation 4:1-2, “After this I looked, and, behold, A DOOR WAS OPENED IN HEAVEN: AND THE FIRST VOICE WHICH I HEARD WAS AS IT WERE OF A TRUMPET TALKING WITH ME; WHICH SAID, COME UP HITHER, AND I WILL SHEW THEE THINGS WHICH MUST BE HEREAFTER. AND IMMEDIATELY I WAS IN THE SPIRIT; AND, BEHOLD, A THRONE WAS SET IN HEAVEN, AND ONE SAT ON THE THRONE.”
Doug said
A time unlike any ever in the history of the world. “If those days were not shortened, no flesh would be saved. ‘When He will come will He find faith in the Earth?”
That sounds pretty ominous. I think it will be a lot harder than most can even imagine.
Kimberly said
Sundown Lady!!!!!! I JUST read that before I laid down to take a cat nap and was wondering the SAME thing!!! Weirdness!
Bozz said
It really doesn`t matter. What matter is enduring to the end. Whatever end the most High has predestined for each and everyone of us.
john B said
I spoke to a man once he was a prisoner of the japs during WW2. On a particular morning all prisoners were gathered to face the East when the sun was rising all were told to worship the sun. all did except a few man. They were the true and faithful christian in the prison camp within 20 Min, they were all beheaded in front of the others, They sang as the blade struck.
The man who told me the story became a christian as a result of witnessing this.
I believe that there will be conversions during the Tribulation by similar scenarios.
“Be courageous I am with you unto the end of the world”
victory in Jesus.
Sundown Lady said
Kimberly…that has happened to us before hasn’t it? …the day you were thinking about Lot’s wife and I posted something to do with Lot’s wife?
Kimberly said
Hahah… whoa, you’re RIGHT!!! You and me… we must… we must have the same… the same EXACT BRAIN!!!
Tee hee hee 
Richard said
John you should read the full blog by Patrick Heron I posted. The title is the coming slaughter of christians. I think the world will know the rapture occurred and it will scare the living day lights out of everyone. The bible will become a main stay and many will know that they will have to be slaughtered or survive without the mark which may be possible if you live in upper Canada or parts of Alaska.
Sundown Lady said
Kimberly, maybe we’re clones and we don’t even know it…until now.
Patrick said
Rose from Kentucky said
Patrick,
I have a punny response for you on thread one.
Kimberly said
Sundown Lady…. we… we are clones!?!?!?! :-O Clones or clowns…? Oo OOOO… maybe we are cloned clowns!? Which is still very depressing… I hate clones and clowns. :-/
Patrick… why are you making so many faces… are you okay? Do you need me to call a doctor? :-O Patrick has facial grimacing disease!!!!
CelticKevin said
HEY! Today was supposed to be light-hearted! The Zulli-lama said so!
Everyone who posted about DOOM and GLOOM go to time out for 15 minutes!!! {stern glare}
Captain Eagle said
I would think that the guillotine would be the least painful of those listed if the blade is sharp. You die shortly after the head is removed. I’m told you’re still alive a few seconds after to realize what’s happened.
I hold those brave men who died in Japan in highest regard. I know for a fact I would be told I’d be stupid if I didn’t “go with the flow” by a lot of church people I’ve known because death is the result. These fools don’t see the big picture.
Yes, Kimberly and Sundown Lady are CLOWNS not clones. The funny thing is I was reading a book on P.T. Barnum the circus man today.
I’ve had people post things I was thinking about before. I think it’s because we are sort of becoming one as an online church community in a way. We are being spoken to to share and learn and grow together if we only listen. At least that’s my theory.
Kimberly said
Whoooooooa… that’s video was crazy awesome!!! Hahaha… I know if I tried to do that, a bird would land on it and ruin everything…
I love Bach with muchness…. but Schubert, Schubert I love with so much more muchness.
Patrick said
I love orange Schubert!
Kimberly said
YUM! (har har, Patrick, har har
) I usually can only handle a spoonful of orange Sherbet … but then I’ll go and eat a whole pint of chocolate ice cream! Oh yes.. chocolaaaate.
Patrick said
Kimberly, I must confess I have sinned as well
and went for the chocolate ice cream!
But it was damn good!
Kimberly said
It is such a shame that there is such a thing as gluttony when there is also such a thing as chocolate… I hope there is a chocolate mountain in Heaven… with mounds of marshmallows clumped on its sides. Oh gosh… “please Lord let there be some kind of candy land…. pretty pleeeease?” Ooo ooooo…. with graham cracked ground… S’mores!!!!
Bozz said
Have you heard about people who played classical music to plants (vegetables) and they yielded much much bigger harvest? I think Kent Hovind also talked about this.
Kimberly said
YES BOZZ, isn’t that coolness to the max!!?
I’ve sung to my plants before (because I was thinking “why not?” of course) but I never checked on their progress… which makes me a horrible plant owner. :-/ But the fact that they do grow much more from music is so like our awesome God. 
Bozz said
maxness to the cool
Rose from Kentucky said
It works on children, too.
Captain Eagle said
Bozz, That book I posted about concerning there being a Godly form of music was all about that. The form classical music is of is proven to stimulate the brain. It makes veggies grow faster and cows produce more milk listening to it. In contrast when you play ock music to them the plants die and the cows dry up. Some take this to an extreme but you can’t deny there is an effect on creatures from music.
The biggest difference is classical music is in rhythm with our hearts and rock music is not. Tat is why they say that form of music harms people and they never know it. It’s confuaing their heart. It’s an interesting theory and I think there is something to there being Godly and unGodly music. I just don’t mute out every single commercial like some Christians I know.
I’ll also throw this out there, as the rock form of music has become the norm have you noticed how much worse children behave today as compared with the past? I’m sure it plays a factor somewhere.
Anyway, I’m always listening to classical type music when I’m doing things. I even feel closer to God sometimes when I do it. Try this experiment, limit yourself to classical structured music for a week and rock the next and see if you see a difference in yourself too.
Bozz said
I allready did that experiment. Before Christ revealed himself to me, I was listening to heavy metal all the time.
Now I can not listen to that anymore. I prefer the softer side of music now 
John said
How about coming to the Austin, Tx area sometime?
Patrick said
GOD opens up a can of worms on Scotland!
http://theextinctionprotocol.wordpress.com/2011/04/07/worms-rain-down-from-cloudless-sky-in-galashiels-scotland/
Captain Eagle said
Raining animals happen quite a bit. I know I’ve read stories of raining frogs, fish, and cats. (Sorry Kimmy, no Sharks.
) In the west coastthere were even a few reports of slime/goo that rained from the sky and it made people violently ill. Unsolved Mysteries even covered it. My uncle said at the time it was theme there aliens dumping their porta potty. Ha Ha. But I’d never heard of worms raining down.
CelticKevin said
I may pray for gummy worm rain!
Someone said
You’ll be very interested in this: The FBI has started to publish some old documents at http://vault.fbi.gov/ Some of those are infos about UFOs and aliens, see the “unexplained phenomenon” category.
ChapDave said
CaptEagle: did you ever find out if ie. youtube, Steve Quayle can be converted to mp3. I am in the same boat as to listening. Thanks.. ChapDave
Captain Eagle said
Randy said he’d post them in a few days like the Chuck Missler show. Matt will mail you a CD too if you ask but I’ll download so I don’t trouble him since that’s an option. I’d rather play the Matt card on a show I can’t find.
Randy Ph said
coast to coast with Steve Quayle from april 5th, hour one
http://www.4shared.com/audio/Nn9-Yaxe/01_Tue_April_5th_2011_Hour_1.html
next three posts are hours two,three and four
Randy Ph said
http://www.4shared.com/audio/rpMuHEmG/02_Tue_April_5th_2011_Hour_2.html
Randy Ph said
http://www.4shared.com/audio/cF4FIoFG/03_Tue_April_5th_2011_Hour_3.html
Randy Ph said
http://www.4shared.com/audio/WibDCJ-U/04_Tue_April_5th_2011_Hour_4.html
Kimberly said
Soooo, I have a question for anyone who would like to share their thoughts…. :-/
This happens A LOT A LOT! But let me explain some: I read the Word and pray before I go to bed… and I always ALWAYS have music playing when I sleep (majority of the time it’s Hillsong, other times just soundtracks from perdy movies) anyways… there have been countless times where I awake slightly (just enough to be conscience) after just falling asleep with my heart pounding with a huge feeling of abandonment. I have a rush of thoughts that say “are you kidding yourself?… you are not saved. You don’t know God. You are not safe. You are not His. blah blah blah.” Over and over. When that happens, most of the time I can’t even muster up the energy to pray, sometimes I mumble prayers and thankfulness in my head, other times I can actually sit up and pray… last night was one time I couldn’t do anything. While those thoughts ran through my head, I was completely aware that they were false, but the feeling was absolutely horrible (like the feeling when you feel like you are absolutely sure without a doubt that you are right about something, only to have the rug pulled out from under your feet to find out you are wrong… also.. it kinda feels like complete separation from the Lord) it’s always that kind of feeling. I have been having horrid sleep lately…. and I feel stupid for even asking because it seems obvious, but I’m still curious to what you guys have to say, but… is it just from being overtired, or is that a direct attack from the enemy (this has been going on off and on for about… over a year now). I know that some of you have been experiencing demonic stuff at night that is visible to you… but what about attacks on the mind/confidence/faith at night during sleep??? Oh! And when I wake up fully in the morning, it always dawns on me like “what in the stinking heck was that!?!”
Any thoughts?
Rose from Kentucky said
This stinks of demonic oppression. BEFORE you go to sleep, plead the blood of Jesus against any harassment when you sleep and for protection. I would walk the room and actually pray a “perimeter” that cannot be crossed by evil entities.
I’ll pray for you, dear Kimberly. You are in a tough spot, but your Father is tougher!
john B said
Hi Kimberly; Have you been Baptize? Water Baptism I mean.
I do not wish to debate the issue, I was just wondering as I read your post the thought came to mind.
Blessings
John b
Kimberly said
Yes, JohnB… I have been water baptized. It was in my junior high ages… I was very aware and passionate about the decision I was making.
john B said
Thank You for answering I only asked because I have been aware that at times in the mission field people who make a decision for Jesus and put off water baptism experience similar scenarios But upon Baptism there is peace. that is all.
For some reason some missionaries put off baptism to a later time.
John b
Cheryl said
John B.–Interesting that you mention that–our 10 year old daughter had horrible night terrors-they went on for almost 2 years. We prayed and prayed, declared God’s Word, pled the blood of Jesus, she read her Bible before bed, went to sleep with worship music, etc. Once she got water baptized, the night terrors stopped. I was sharing that with a friend and she had the same thing with her 11 year old son.
I was awed and oh so thankful to the Lord!
Kimberly said
Thank you, Rose!!! You always lift me up… thank you
And… it is soooo true… my Father is tougher… He has shown me that more times than I can count! 
What a nasty horrid feeling to feel far from Him… that’s the worst thing I could ever imagine… and sometimes when I catch myself not thinking about Him, I’m thinking about not thinking about Him!!! Haha… sooo, to feel separated from Him is too much… but He always wakes me up to a new and mercy-filled day!!! 
Rose from Kentucky said
Claim this promise as your own:
(Zech. 2:4) ‘For I,’ says the LORD, ‘will be a wall of fire all around her, and I will be the glory in her midst.’ ”
Patrick said
Kimberly, I have a lot of thoughts but too many to write down. The reason I say that is because I have fought the suppressors in a few different forms. According to what you describe when you feel weighted down and tongue tied, the first best word to say is “blood” over and over until you can form “Jesus” then “in the blood of Jesus” you say that enough to get to the point of calling on Jesus for help, I always add a cherry on top and say sing Hosannah.
Don’t let them intimidate you (its a ruse), but if 1 or more powerful ones get a hold of you, call on Jesus and he will come. Don’t see it as something strange that has happened to you “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” God will never give you more than you can handle and if it seems that you have something that you cannot handle that is an indicator to call on him ASAP.
Kimberly said
That reminds me… there was one night… it was when I was beginning my thyroid meds… I was having suicidal images (not thoughts of considering… but invading images) and I woke up three times in the night saying His name over and over because that’s all I could get myself to say. It seemed to get worse… I woke up and tried to praise Him by singing and it still would not go away… I laid back down and basically told myself to rest in the Lord and trust Him… fell asleep, and woke up refreshed and felt free and secure in the Lord. But I don’t know why it didn’t leave… does the Lord ever test one in this way?
I used to be very intimidated… but now I get very annoyed… like when you are bothered by a fly… it just gets obnoxious.
Anyways, thank you muchly for the encouragement.
Bozz said
Kimberly, during the past years I looked into medicine a lot, searching for the alternative medical treatments and of course what nature has to offer. I never trusted the system. Check the ingredients in your meds and learn about the medical conspiracy. I have read that for example if you have a high amount of, oh man I forgot what`s the word (to much information input these days), something with this metal stuff and mercury and so on. And other chemicals also. I read that some of this ingredients in the meds can make you feel like you described.
The only way you can fight it, if you have no other choice with taking meds is in the spirit. Because these meds are essentially drugs and are in your flesh. And drugs make you feel weird. They affect the chemical reactions in your brain.
Just look at all those people who went on a killing spree in american schools and elsewhere. A lot of them were fighting depression and were on meds like prozac and so on. Stuff that is known to make you feel suicidal and abandoned and so on.
Bozz said
I am not saying that all the fault is in the meds/drugs. But these things are connected. Drugs can make you vulnerable to demonic attacks.
Bozz said
Also what drugs are essentially is a replacement of God`s ordinance. God has put all the ingredients our body needs in nature. But people chose chemistry instead. I read about communities somewhere in Norway or that part of Scandinavia where people have pharmacies that have only natural meds, that contain only ingredients from nature. You would be amazed what nature has to offer. But because things happened as they did, people who treat themselves with natural stuff (vitalists) have been branded as quacks and so on. But in reality it`s exactly the other way around. Bill Schnoebelen has a lecture called the medical conspiracy on youtube, you can start there if you are interested.
Patrick said
Kimberly, the best way to learn something is by experiencing it yourself. If you have problems and overcome those problems you are the wiser and the stronger. Then you can apply your experience to helping others. A student is never greater than his master but in time becomes like him.
To add:
Rose From Kentucky said: “Claim this promise as your own..” Moreover, study the word and claim the promises as your own. Sometimes you must fight fire with fire.
Kimberly said
Bozz… (haha… I almost put BOXX..) … no kidding! I don’t trust the system either! I hate and loathe medicine that is not natural. When I was first diagnosed with hypothyroidism, I took my meds for a year or so… stopped because I hated what it was doing to me. About a year later, I thought I was dying because my heart/breathing was giving me problems, went to urgent care, they said my thyroid levels were dangerously low. Great, so back on the medication.. and I wasn’t happy about it because I knew what came along with it with all this mental/spiritual stuff… so, I researched so much on natural thyroid med, but there is so much weirdness with the doctors (they get super MEAN about it) and also, the thyroid is a tricky thing to treat. I’ll only take my thyroid meds to keep me from dying.. but with the fibromyalgia… I won’t take medication for it… I would rather suffer or have the Lord relieve me of it.
So, all of that to say.. I know exactly where you are coming from.. I completely agree. I am so much more for what God has made.. than what man has made.
Thank you for your thoughts.
Patrick… yes, yes my sensei.. “fire with FIRE!”
Patrick said
Kimberly (grasshopper), when you learn the art of fire with fire and eat your green beans you can leave the temple!
BTW just for the heck of it what is the name of the meds you are ON? (lol) just asking because my wife takes Puran 150mg.
Kimberly said
I loooove me green beans!
“I’m on a drug, and itch Charlie Stcheen.” Ha… um.. it’s levothyroxine 100mg.
Sundown Lady said
Kimberly, I have memorized the 23rd Psalm so that I can even think it in restless sleep. I wake up a lot at night and I have several scriptural passages memorized, like the 91st Psalm, the 103rd Psalm and some others, but I just start to say them in my mind…I don’t even have to say them out loud…it is so comforting to hear myself thinking them…
The Lord is my Shepherd;
I shall not want.
He makes me to lie down in green pastures;
He leads me beside the still waters.
He restores my soul;
He leads me in the path of righteousness
For His name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil:
For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies:
Thou anointest my head with oil;
My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy
Shall follow me
All the days of my life:
And I will dwell in your house
O Lord
For ever…Amen
Kimberly said
Thank you everyone for your thoughts and direction! I appreciate it more than you can know.
Captain Eagle said
Kimberly – I don’t get that when I’m sleeping but I have my doubts that I’m “saved enough” sometimes as I’m sure you know.
I have those half awake/half asleep moments worrying about alien abduction. When I awake like that I just start praying for protection. Maybe doing that will help you? At least you see these like an annoying fly and know they are false.
Did you go to that link about the Blood of Jesus? I’ve been doing it the way they said for 2 days and se a vast difference already. That might help you too.
I’m glad you didn’t listen to those suicide attacks. We could have lost Kimberly! I think they did that to you because they wanted to take you out seeing what a great threat you are to them as a strong warrior in Christ.
That’s why these sorts of hings happen to us.
Someone said
I experienced the same thing with baptism, as said above… Although I have to say that it was a 3-month-fight before I was actually free.
And I think you might get some comfort in this sermon.
http://www.heartcrymissionary.com/resources/sermon-downloads/christian-living/1889-examine-yourself/download
Rose from Kentucky said
My mom sent this prayer request to me. Would you mind joining with us?
I have a prayer request. A little boy named Nuuhym from Mongolia is here in the United States because some people here brought him and his Christian mother Dogi so that the boy could be operated on. He is only two and a half years old. He had a tumor on the brain, the operation was completed and all of the tumor was taken out but he is not responding. It looks like he is not able to see and his hands are not working. He knows when someone is holding him and stops crying when he is held. Please help us pray for this precious soul that God will heal him and make him whole.
Sundown Lady said
Yes, Rose, I’ll be praying for Nuuhym that the Lord will touch his little body and he be made completely whole.
john B said
May the Lord heal, Dear Lord Touch this boy and restore him to health.Jesus is Lord amen.
Rose from Kentucky said
Sundown, John,
Thank you so much.
Randy Ph said
Rose I will be lifting him up in prayer. God bless! Randy
Patrick said
Holy father I stand in agreement in prayer with your servants here who pray for the healing of Nuuhym in the name of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Sundown Lady said
(“Beloved, now we are the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.”) 1John 3:2
Randy Ph said
My father-in law is doing better and seems to be out of pain for now. THANK YOU all so much for the prayers and support.It is so very much appreciated. God bless! Randy
Patrick said
Randy, you and wife are not forgotten neither your father-in-law, may the perfect will of the father encompass your family in healing according to your love foe one another.
Frank said
Funny, I was just listening to bach today. Violin pieces performed by vanessa mae. She’s no itzakh perlman, but she’s not bad.
I love bach’s harpsichord pieces, great stuff.
Doug said
The Powder keg. A subject change, but pertinent to the end times discussion.
Israel’s latest media salvo against Hezbollah, the release of maps claiming the existence of around 1,000 military sites in South Lebanon, was met by an official stance of “no comment” by the party Thursday.
The Israeli military released a map detailing what it says are approximately 550 underground bunkers, along with 300 monitoring sites and 100 weapons storage facilities.
The Israelis have highlighted the location of the sites, saying that they are located near homes, schools and hospitals, to hammer home the argument that Hezbollah takes advantage of hiding among civilian populations.
A spokesman for the party contacted by The Daily Star said Hezbollah had “no comment” on the news.
The Israeli military website says the resistance has built up the sites since the July 2006 war, and claims that “Hezbollah militants have doubled in number since that time.”
The item re-states earlier estimates by Israeli officials and politicians that Hezbollah has an arsenal of more than 40,000 rockets, predicting that in the event of a new armed conflict, “Hezbollah will be able to launch between 500 and 600 rockets at Israel every day.”
Doug said
And on the south side…..
JERUSALEM (AFP) – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called UN chief Ban Ki-moon on Friday and asked him to stop an international flotilla of ships seeking to break Israel’s Gaza blockade, his office said.
A statement said Netanyahu told the secretary general that among the organisers of the flotilla, expected to set sail next month, are “extremist Islamic elements whose aim is to create a provocation and bring about a conflagration.”
The May sailing of about 15 ships with activists from 25 countries on board is intended to mark the first anniversary of an Israeli commando raid against a similar, but smaller, convoy that killed nine Turkish activists, organisers have said.
Netanyahu told Ban all kinds of goods could now enter Gaza by land, while the strip’s Hamas rulers sought to smuggle in arms by sea.
“Hamas is a terror organisation controlled by Iran and only recently part of the huge effort to arm it and smuggle arms by sea was exposed with the capture of the ‘Victoria’,” the statement quoted him as saying.
The Liberian-flagged Victoria was intercepted by Israeli naval commandos in mid-March as it sailed around 200 nautical miles west of Israel’s coast.
The army said it was carrying about 50 tonnes of weapons concealed in containers holding lentils and cotton.
The haul included tens of thousands of rounds of small-arms ammunition, more than 2,200 mortar bombs and six Chinese-made C704 anti-ship missiles.
It also included two missile launchers and an advanced radar system to track targets and guide the missiles.
Israel said the missiles represented an alarming escalation in attempts to arm militant groups in Gaza and accused arch-foe Iran of being behind the shipment. Iran denied any connection to the incident.
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gipshady said
Great humor LA
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